Psychic Directory — A Found Poem
Psychic Directory:
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The real thing
Accuracy unnerving. Insight second to none
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Names, dates, faces
The whole picture revealed
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Immediate answers
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To amaze you
Your future unveiled by the
power of the trance, the sacred
art of cosmic insight
Our team is waiting for your call
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$3.50 per minute
Readings are for entertainment purposes only.
Please note that I am not referring to tarot readers, psychics, or spirit mediums who act with genuine belief and ethical intentions. This is a humorous poem about some of the snake oil you can find at the back of some magazines or late at night on TV.
The Building Blocks:
A found poem repurposes text from otherwise unpoetic sources, often making some form of comment or critique on the original.
Here are the original texts: You will see that I could have made a few different variations.
Genuine spiritual psychics tell you facts you urgently need to know.
Accuracy is unnerving. Insight second to none. Hundreds of marriages and reunited lovers.
The love affair that many only dream of
names dates places
I can see your partners lover
help you win the love you want
the truth soulmate, destiny future. Everything you need to know is unveiled here
readings are for guidance only
links that connect true loves
profesional tarot readers
what you need to get, what you want, who you want
cosmic insight
romance and riches
description of his face
who is your soulmate
soulmate revealed
travel money destiny future
truth sometimes hurts sometimes it will amaze you
get all the facts
get what you want now
past present future
love, career, future
immediate answers
sacred art
tremendous power of the trance
whole picture and nothing less
remove bad luck and evil influences peace of mind
accurate destiny.
travel receive money / find true love.
As seen on tv.
Internationally acclaimed genuine psychics.
Real thing